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vlad•vam•pire•lord



noun



1. a delusional imbecile who’s inferiority complex drives him to act like an idiot while he’s oblivious to the fact that he’s the brainless, castrated joke.



2. a pedophile who must prey on children in attempt to make himself feel superior because even his wife thinks he’s inadequate.



adjective



1. Slang. used to describe extreme displays of idiocy; fucktarded. (i.e. “if you don’t quit acting so vlad I’m going to hit you with a baseball bat.”)

I had no intentions of addressing this in a journal entry until I kept receiving messages from people saying what an asshole he is for creating the following profile. Honestly though, I'm pretty sure we all already knew he was an asshole long before this.







Now, I've actually known about this since yesterday morning, pretty much only a few minutes after its creation considering Vlad's sole purpose of creating it was to rate me yet another 1 along with a crude comment. Yeah, typical Vlad.



Apparently bitch boy got angry when he found he was too dumb to pick the correct answer on my last journal entry. It's ok, Vlad....we all know your wife has to clean the crayons out of your diaper every few hours.



It's funny how his piss poor attempts at Shakespearean English fly right out the window of some 9 year old girl's bedroom when he doesn't want people to know it's him. Yeah, like that worked! *rolls eyes*



The people on here who know me and who are my true friends know how I am and what I'm about. Therefore, if you're going to try to flame me, Vlad, I suggest you get some accurate information. Good luck with that as everyone already knows that along with being a pedophile you're also an incompetent, delusional moron.

So fucking sorry Vlad that you couldn't find any "virgins" within Sete Diabolica, but did it ever cross your feeble mind that maybe we women of Sete D don't want anything to do with your moronic ass? Perhaps we prefer men unlike yourself who are.....



A. Not pedophiles.

B. Not stupid.

C. Not disease-ridden.

D. Not plagued by psychosis such as Multiple Personality Disorder.

E. Not already married to a woman with a bigger dick who makes him her bitch.

F. All of the above.



I'll let you pick the answer yourself, bitch boy!